26 August, 2006


What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffeeshop for good.

The American: will get the insect out and drink thecoffee.The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:
1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran ofusing germ-weapons.

4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.

5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insectsin the cups of coffee.

6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water andelectrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shootPalestinians.

8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shopowner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of thecentury.

10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like this one..it is true

clayfuture said...

Ha! This is hilarious!! good post!

Diana Joy said...

Stay open minded:) I like it when a woman can speak for herself! And not just say the words people want to hear!!!
BTW
Thanks for dropping by:)
Diana Joy

Abed. Hamdan said...

True one ;D

Arab Lady said...

guys i'm happy that u liked the post

thx 4 coming by

Anonymous said...

Sadly funny :( :)

flamin said...

LOL!!